Contact Us

We apologise for not having an fancy swanky bells and whistles contact form, unfortunately some rouge governments, hackers and those loony tunes who have nothing better to do, have forced us to adopt another way of getting your message, without requiring you to give us all your details. Your privacy is important to us and we do not want to be in a position to be compelled by a court order to make your private life public.

To send us a message is simple follow us on Twitter then send us a message.

Twitter is great as it lets you add pictures and video.
(kinda cool for escorts who want a free listing and great for punters as we can send you adult stuff)

Not on Twitter?
Go create a fake account to enjoy freedom of speech and flip them the bird.

Fuck hackers, bad actors and spambots
Fuck hackers, bad actors and spambots